Google = Alien technology.

We are all aware that alien technology has been used for years to develop products. Think Velcro, Teflon, the microwave oven and blancmange.

However, the earth seems blind to the fact that one of our greatest sources of information must have been developed from alien technology.

Last week I was looking for a […]

Artificial Adjectives.

The backlash starts here.

What Jamie Oliver was to Turkey Twizzlers I hope to be to Artificial Adjectives in food. (Well on menus to be more precise).

When I choose food in a pub/restaurant I just want to know what is in a dish. Not ‘how’ it got there. I move to ban unnecessary […]

…unless you to are married to a geography teacher

Mobile phones as ‘Ghetto blasters’.

Yes. I understand. Music to teenagers is important. It plays a major part in shaping their identity. Being into rock, or RnB helps them find people who have something in common with them. But why in the name of all that is good and pure do they now insist on […]

As if navigating clumsy Christmas shoppers and their oversized, overstrained carrier bags was not enough there seemed to be an inordinate amount of Tourists in Manchester this weekend. However it was not their foreign tongues that gave their origins away, but their necessity to stop every 10 paces to take a photo….bringing the whole contra […]